my body is a machine that turns air into meow mrrpp

config.example.json

@@ -1,7 +1,7 @@
 {
     "groq-key": "",
     "discord-key": "",
-    "chat-channelID": [""],
+    "chat-channelID": "",
     "should-send-debug": false,
     "debug-channelID": ""
 }

package.json

@@ -11,11 +11,12 @@
   "type": "module",
   "license": "ISC",
   "dependencies": {
-    "discord.js": "^14.15.3"
+    "discord.js": "^14.15.3",
+    "ts-node": "^10.9.2",
+    "sqlite3": "^5.1.7"
   },
   "devDependencies": {
     "@types/node": "^22.1.0",
-    "ts-node-esm": "^10.9.2",
     "typescript": "^5.5.4"
   }
-}
+}

src/dbhelper.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,43 @@
+import { Message, User } from "discord.js";
+import sqlite3 from "sqlite3";
+
+export function hasPartner(db: sqlite3.Database, id: string){
+    db.prepare(`SELECT * FROM users WHERE id = (?)`).all(id, resp=> {
+        console.log(resp)
+    }), err => {
+        // i will keep this here just to annoy sunnie
+        err ? console.error("bruh") : null;
+    }
+}
+
+export function getid(commandarg: string | User): string {
+    if (typeof commandarg === "string") {
+        if (commandarg.startsWith("<")) {
+            return commandarg.replace(/[<@>]/g, "");
+        } else {
+            return commandarg;
+        }
+    } else {
+        return commandarg.id;
+    }
+}
+
+export function getpartner(db: sqlite3.Database, person: string): Promise<any[]|string> {
+    return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
+        db.all(`
+            SELECT *
+            FROM users
+            WHERE id = ? OR partner = ?;
+        `, [person, person], (err, rows) => {
+            if (err) {
+                resolve("SQL error. Most likely from echo. Make sure to spam ping her. - " + err)
+            } else {
+                resolve(rows);
+            }
+        });
+    });
+}
+
+export function isValidID(...ids: (string | undefined)[]): boolean {
+    return ids.every(id => typeof id === 'string' && /^\d{18}$/.test(id));
+}

src/helper.ts

@@ -31,42 +31,3 @@ export async function fetchSingleMessage(message: string): Promise<string | bool
         return false;
     }
 }
-
-export async function explainImage(base64: string): Promise<string | boolean> {
-    try {
-        const response = await fetch("https://api.groq.com/openai/v1/chat/completions", {
-            method: "POST",
-            headers: {
-                "Authorization": "Bearer " + conf['groq-key'],
-                "Content-Type": "application/json"
-            },
-            body: JSON.stringify({
-                "messages":[
-                    {
-                        "role": "user",
-                        "content": [
-                            {"type": "text", "text": "explain this image. be as precise as you can, explain the littlest details"},
-                            {
-                                "type": "image_url",
-                                "image_url": {
-                                    "url": base64
-                                },
-                            },
-                        ],
-                    }
-                ],
-                "model": "llava-v1.5-7b-4096-preview"
-            })
-        });
-
-        const data = await response.json();
-
-        if (!data?.choices[0]?.message?.content) {
-            return false;
-        }
-
-        return data.choices[0].message.content;
-    } catch (error) {
-        return false;
-    }
-}

src/main.ts

@@ -1,18 +1,49 @@
 import { Client, DMChannel, Events, GatewayIntentBits, Message } from 'discord.js';
 import conf from "../config.json" with {type: "json"}
 import { getfunny } from './joke.ts';
-import { explainImage, fetchSingleMessage } from './helper.ts';
+import { fetchSingleMessage } from './helper.ts';
+import { handlemarriage } from './marriage.ts';
+import sqlite3 from 'sqlite3';
+import path from 'path';
+import { exit } from 'process';
+import { fileURLToPath } from 'url';
+import { hasPartner } from './dbhelper.ts';
 
-let prompt = "reply to everything normally, but have typo in every word."
+const __filename = fileURLToPath(import.meta.url);
+const __dirname = path.dirname(__filename);
+
+let prompt = "reply to everything normally, but have very bad typos in ever word"
 
 function getinitmessage() {
   return {
     "role": "system",
     "name": "fagbot",
-    "content": prompt + "\nsince you, as an ai model, cannot understand images, you will be given an explanation of images if they exist.\nthe syntax will be \"{message} - [IMAGE: {explanation of the image}]\""
+    "content": prompt
   }
 }
-
+const db = new sqlite3.Database(path.resolve(__dirname, "../", "incest.db"), (err) => {
+  if (err) {
+    console.error("big fuckup. get mental help")
+    console.error(err)
+    exit(1)
+  } else {
+    console.log("successfully connected to the database")
+  }
+})
+db.run(`CREATE TABLE IF NOT EXISTS users
+             (
+                          id STRING PRIMARY KEY,
+                          partner STRING,
+                          daddy STRING,
+                          mommy STRING
+             );`
+  , err => {
+    if (err) {
+      console.error('Could not create table', err);
+    } else {
+      console.log('Table initialized');
+    }
+  })
 
 let messages = [
   getinitmessage()
@@ -31,9 +62,10 @@ client.on('ready', () => {
 
 client.on(Events.MessageCreate, (message: Message) => {
   if (message.author.bot) return
-  if (message.content.startsWith("//")) return
   if (message.content.startsWith("!fag ")) {
     const command = message.content.replaceAll("!fag ", "").split(" ")
+    handlemarriage(message, db)
+    hasPartner(db, "712639419785412668")
     if (command[0] == "reset") {
       messages = [getinitmessage()]
       message.reply("i got dementia lmao")
@@ -58,31 +90,12 @@ client.on(Events.MessageCreate, (message: Message) => {
         }
       })
     }
-  }
+  } else {
-
+    if (message.channel.id !== conf['chat-channelID']) return
-  if (!conf['chat-channelID'].includes(message.channel.id)) return
-  (async function () {
-    let imageexplain: string | boolean = ""; 
-
-    if (message.attachments.size !== 0) {
-      if (message.attachments.first().contentType.startsWith("image")) {
-        try {
-          const res = await fetch(message.attachments.first().url);
-          const buffer = await res.arrayBuffer();
-          const base64 = Buffer.from(buffer).toString('base64');
-
-          imageexplain = await explainImage("data:" + message.attachments.first().contentType + ";base64," + base64);
-        } catch (error) {
-          console.error("Error processing image:", error);
-        }
-      }
-    }
-
     messages.push({
       "role": "user",
       "name": message.author.username,
-      "content": (imageexplain === "" || typeof imageexplain == "boolean") ? 
+      "content": message.content
-      message.content : message.content + " - [IMAGE: " + imageexplain + "]"
     })
     fetch("https://api.groq.com/openai/v1/chat/completions", {
       method: "POST",
@@ -92,7 +105,7 @@ client.on(Events.MessageCreate, (message: Message) => {
       },
       body: JSON.stringify({
         "messages": messages,
-        "model": "llama3-groq-70b-8192-tool-use-preview"
+        "model": "llama3-8b-8192"
       })
     }).then(a => a.json().then(a => {
       if (!a?.choices[0]?.message?.content) {
@@ -108,9 +121,7 @@ client.on(Events.MessageCreate, (message: Message) => {
     })).catch(_ => {
       message.reply("something shat itself. please try again")
     })
-  })();
+  }
-
-
 
 })
 

src/marriage.ts

@@ -0,0 +1,66 @@
+import { Message } from "discord.js";
+import sqlite3 from "sqlite3";
+import { getid, getpartner, isValidID } from "./dbhelper.ts";
+import { Person } from "./types.ts";
+
+export function handlemarriage(message: Message<boolean>, db: sqlite3.Database) {
+    const command = message.content.replaceAll("!fag ", "").split(" ")
+    // if (message[0] === "propose") {
+    //     if (hasPartner)
+    // }
+    if (command[0] === "forcemarry") {
+        let husband: string;
+        let wife: string;
+        console.log(command.slice(1))
+        if (command.slice(1).length == 2) {
+            husband = getid(command[1])
+            wife = getid(command[2])
+            console.log("guh")
+        } else if (command.slice(1).length === 1) {
+            console.log("guh2")
+            husband = getid(message.author)
+            wife = getid(command[1])
+        }
+        if (isValidID(husband, wife)) {
+            db.run(`
+               INSERT INTO users
+               (id, partner)
+               VALUES ((?),(?))
+            `, [wife, husband], (err) => {
+                if (err) {
+                    message.reply("SQL error. Most likely from echo. Make sure to spam ping her. - " + err);
+                } else {
+                    message.reply("Update successful.");
+                }
+            });
+        } else {
+            message.reply("SyntaxError: `error that is passed when im too lazy to set the error`" + wife + " - " + husband)
+        }
+    } else if (command[0] == "getmarriagestatus") {
+        let person: string;
+        try {
+            person = command[1]
+        } catch (err) {
+            message.reply("SyntaxError: `error that is passed when im too lazy to set the error`")
+            return
+        }
+        getpartner(db, person).then((a) => {
+            if (typeof a === "string") {
+                message.reply(a)
+            } else if (!a.length) {
+                message.reply("this mf is single lmaoooooo")
+            } else {
+                const bettera = (a as Person[])
+                if (bettera[0].id == person) {
+                    console.log(bettera[0].partner)
+                    message.reply(`@silent the personal fag of this person is <@${bettera[0].partner}>`)
+                } else {
+                    console.log(bettera[0].id)
+                    message.reply(`@silent the personal fag of this person is <@${bettera[0].id}>`)
+                }
+            }
+        })
+
+    }
+
+}

src/types.ts

@@ -2,4 +2,12 @@ export interface AiMessage {
     "role": "system" | "user";
     "name"?: string;
     "content": string;
+}
+
+export interface Person {
+    "id": string;
+    "married"? : boolean;
+    "mommy" : string | null;
+    "daddy" : string | null;
+    "partner" : string | null
 }