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margin: 1em;
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}
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.musiclist {
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display: flex;
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justify-content: space-around;
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src/App.tsx
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src/App.tsx
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import './App.css'
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import { AdvancedBr, SingularOomfie } from './components/comps.tsx'
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import { createSignal, onMount } from 'solid-js';
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import {AdvancedBr, SingularOomfie} from './components/comps.tsx'
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import {createSignal, onMount} from 'solid-js';
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import Reviews from './components/api.tsx';
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import Music, { MusicEntry } from './components/music.tsx';
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import { Bdpfp, Normalpfp } from './components/pfp.tsx';
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import { InfoCard } from './components/middlecard.tsx';
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import Music, {MusicEntry} from './components/music.tsx';
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import {Bdpfp, Normalpfp} from './components/pfp.tsx';
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import {InfoCard} from './components/middlecard.tsx';
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export const [shouldpopup, setpopup] = createSignal(false)
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export const [shouldpopupEasterEgg, setpopupEasterEgg] = createSignal(false)
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export const [ishover, setishover] = createSignal(false)
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const isitmybd = () => new Date().toISOString().slice(5, 10) === '08-22';
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function getRandomVivsieWord() {
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const words = [
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"fuck",
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"shit",
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"pussy",
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"penis",
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"dick"
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]
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return words[Math.floor(Math.random() * words.length)]
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const words = [
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"fuck",
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"shit",
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"pussy",
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"penis",
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"dick"
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]
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return words[Math.floor(Math.random() * words.length)]
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}
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function vivsiepop() {
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const blep = document.body.childNodes;
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function fuckshit(node: ChildNode) {
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if (node.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE) {
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node.textContent = getRandomVivsieWord();
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} else {
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node.childNodes.forEach(fuckshit);
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const blep = document.body.childNodes;
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function fuckshit(node: ChildNode) {
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if (node.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE) {
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node.textContent = getRandomVivsieWord();
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} else {
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node.childNodes.forEach(fuckshit);
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}
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}
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}
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blep.forEach(fuckshit)
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blep.forEach(fuckshit)
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}
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function nyaboom() {
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explodcount++
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const blep = document.body.childNodes;
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function fuckshit(node: ChildNode) {
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if (node.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE) {
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(node as Element).textContent = ''
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node.parentElement?.appendChild(<img style={{
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width: "1.5em"
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}} src="./explod.gif" /> as Element)
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} else if (node instanceof HTMLImageElement) {
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node.src = "./explod.gif"
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explodcount++
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const blep = document.body.childNodes;
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function fuckshit(node: ChildNode) {
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if (node.nodeType === Node.TEXT_NODE) {
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(node as Element).textContent = ''
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node.parentElement?.appendChild(<img style={{
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width: "1.5em"
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}} src="./explod.gif"/> as Element)
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} else if (node instanceof HTMLImageElement) {
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node.src = "./explod.gif"
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} else {
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node.childNodes.forEach(fuckshit);
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}
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}
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else {
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node.childNodes.forEach(fuckshit);
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}
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}
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blep.forEach(fuckshit)
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blep.forEach(fuckshit)
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}
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function App() {
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const [musicList, setMusicList] = createSignal<string[]>([]);
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const [isLoading, setIsLoading] = createSignal(true);
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const [oomfies, setoomfies] = createSignal(<>oomfies</>)
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const [isAnimating, setIsAnimating] = createSignal(false);
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const [animatedwoem, setanimatedwoem] = createSignal(false);
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onMount(async () => {
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try {
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const response = await fetch("https://imtoolazytomakeaproperapi.exhq.dev/");
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const data = await response.json();
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setMusicList(data);
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} catch (error) {
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console.error("Error fetching music data:", error);
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} finally {
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setIsLoading(false);
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}
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});
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let gitgay = <img onClick={() => {
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setIsAnimating(true)
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setTimeout(() => {
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window.location.href = "https://git.lgbt/exhq"
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}, 200);
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gitgay.src = "/gaybackground.png"
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}} classList={{ 'gitgayimg': true, 'animate': isAnimating(), 'gaybackground': isAnimating() }} src="https://proxy.mono.exhq.dev/_/plain/https://git.lgbt/assets/img/logo.png" alt="logo of git.lgbt" /> as HTMLImageElement
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return (
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<>
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{isitmybd() ? <Bdpfp setpopupEasterEgg={setpopupEasterEgg}/> : <Normalpfp setpopupEasterEgg={setpopupEasterEgg}/>}
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const [musicList, setMusicList] = createSignal<string[]>([]);
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const [isLoading, setIsLoading] = createSignal(true);
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const [oomfies, setoomfies] = createSignal(<>oomfies</>)
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const [isAnimating, setIsAnimating] = createSignal(false);
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const [animatedwoem, setanimatedwoem] = createSignal(false);
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onMount(async () => {
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try {
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const response = await fetch("https://imtoolazytomakeaproperapi.exhq.dev/");
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const data = await response.json();
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setMusicList(data);
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} catch (error) {
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console.error("Error fetching music data:", error);
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} finally {
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setIsLoading(false);
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}
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});
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let gitgay = <img onClick={() => {
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setIsAnimating(true)
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setTimeout(() => {
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window.location.href = "https://git.lgbt/exhq"
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}, 200);
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gitgay.src = "/gaybackground.png"
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}} classList={{'gitgayimg': true, 'animate': isAnimating(), 'gaybackground': isAnimating()}}
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src="https://proxy.mono.exhq.dev/_/plain/https://git.lgbt/assets/img/logo.png"
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alt="logo of git.lgbt"/> as HTMLImageElement
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// @ts-ignore
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return (
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<>
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{isitmybd() ? <Bdpfp setpopupEasterEgg={setpopupEasterEgg}/> :
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<Normalpfp setpopupEasterEgg={setpopupEasterEgg}/>}
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<p style={{ display: "none" }}>AdvancedBr my beloved</p>
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<AdvancedBr count={6} />
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<p style={{display: "none"}}>AdvancedBr my beloved</p>
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<AdvancedBr count={6}/>
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<div class='parent'>
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<div class='cardchild'>
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<h1>link tree</h1>
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<div class='linktree'>
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{gitgay}
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<img onClick={() => {
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setanimatedwoem(true)
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setTimeout(() => {
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window.location.href = "https://woem.men/@echo"
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}, 200);
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}} classList={{ 'woemimg': true, 'animate': animatedwoem() }} src="https://proxy.mono.exhq.dev/_/plain/https://woem.men/files/356134d8-df3b-41dc-ac73-c4420442bf3a" alt="logo of woem.men" />
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</div>
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<br />
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<div class='linktree'>
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<span class='gitgaytext' >Git</span>
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<span class='woemtext' >Fedi</span>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class='parent'>
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<div class='cardchild'>
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<h1>link tree</h1>
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<div class='linktree'>
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{gitgay}
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<img onClick={() => {
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setanimatedwoem(true)
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setTimeout(() => {
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window.location.href = "https://woem.men/@echo"
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}, 200);
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}} classList={{'woemimg': true, 'animate': animatedwoem()}}
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src="https://proxy.mono.exhq.dev/_/plain/https://woem.men/files/356134d8-df3b-41dc-ac73-c4420442bf3a"
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alt="logo of woem.men"/>
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</div>
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<br/>
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<div class='linktree'>
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<span class='gitgaytext'>Git</span>
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<span class='woemtext'>Fedi</span>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div style={{
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opacity: isAnimating() || animatedwoem() ? "0%" : "100%"
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}} class='cardchild'>
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<InfoCard bd={isitmybd()} />
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<div style={{
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opacity: isAnimating() || animatedwoem() ? "0%" : "100%"
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}} class='cardchild'>
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<InfoCard bd={isitmybd()}/>
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</div>
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<div
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onMouseEnter={() => { setishover(true) }}
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onmouseleave={() => { setishover(false) }}
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style={{
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opacity: isAnimating() || animatedwoem() ? "0%" : "100%"
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}} class='cardchild'>
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<Reviews />
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</div>
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</div>
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<AdvancedBr count={2} />
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<div class='easteregg' style={{opacity: isAnimating() || animatedwoem() ? "0%" : "100%"}}>
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<div class="musicbutton" onclick={() => { setpopup(!shouldpopup()) }}>
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<p>typa shit ive been on</p><img style={{
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"margin-left": "0.3em",
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"max-width": "1.5em"
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}} src="./fireemoji.png" />
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</div>
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<div class="musicbutton" onclick={() => {
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setoomfies(
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<>
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<SingularOomfie name='ashley' discordid='836177139798638592' url='https://ashleygraves.eu/'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='ashley' discordid='396571938081865741' url='https://ashley0143.xyz/'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='stella' discordid='334833943838720000' url='https://elh.gay/'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='nea' discordid='310702108997320705' url='https://nea.moe'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='vozy' discordid='359175647257690113' url='https://vozy.exhq.dev'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='ushie' discordid='399862294143696897' url='https://ushie.dev/'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='hazel' discordid='435026627907420161' url='https://yellows.ink/'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='mugman' discordid='601836455006044163' url='https://mugman.tech'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='llsc' discordid='381538809180848128' url='https://llsc12.me/'></SingularOomfie>
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</>
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)
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}}> {oomfies()}</div>
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<div class="musicbutton" onclick={vivsiepop}>
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<p>echo if it was written by vivsiepop</p>
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</div>
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<div class="musicbutton" onclick={() => {
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if (explodcount > 5) {
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document.body.innerHTML = ""
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setTimeout(() => { alert("sorry bud, you exploded so much that my document.body is gon") }, 500)
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} else {
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new Audio("./explod.mp3").play()
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nyaboom()
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}
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}}>
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<img style={{
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"margin-left": "0.3em",
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"max-width": "1.5em"
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}} src="./nyaboom.webp" />
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</div>
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</div>
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<AdvancedBr count={3} />
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<Music shouldpopup={shouldpopup}>
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<div class='musicdiv'>
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<div class='innermusic'>
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<div class="music-close-button-div">
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<button class="close-button" onClick={() => { setpopup(false) }}>X</button>
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</div>
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<div
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onMouseEnter={() => {
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setishover(true)
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}}
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onmouseleave={() => {
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setishover(false)
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}}
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style={{
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opacity: isAnimating() || animatedwoem() ? "0%" : "100%"
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}} class='cardchild'>
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<Reviews/>
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</div>
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</div>
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<div class='musiclist'>
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{isLoading() ? (
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<p>Loading...</p>
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) : (
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musicList().map((link) => <MusicEntry spotifylink={link} />)
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)}
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<AdvancedBr count={2}/>
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<div class='easteregg' style={{opacity: isAnimating() || animatedwoem() ? "0%" : "100%"}}>
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<div class="musicbutton" onclick={() => {
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setpopup(!shouldpopup())
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}}>
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<p>typa shit ive been on</p><img style={{
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"margin-left": "0.3em",
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"max-width": "1.5em"
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}} src="./fireemoji.png"/>
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</div>
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<div class="musicbutton" >
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<div class="oomfies" onClick={() => {
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setoomfies(
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<>
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<SingularOomfie name='ashley' discordid='836177139798638592'
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url='https://ashleygraves.eu/'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='nea' discordid='310702108997320705'
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url='https://nea.moe'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='vozy' discordid='359175647257690113'
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url='https://vozy.exhq.dev'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='hazel' discordid='435026627907420161'
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url='https://yellows.ink/'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='nax' discordid='148801388938264576'
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url='https://nax.dev/'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='ushie' discordid='399862294143696897'
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url='https://ushie.dev/'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='mugman' discordid='601836455006044163'
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url='https://mugman.tech'></SingularOomfie>
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<SingularOomfie name='krystal' discordid='929208515883569182'
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url='https://krystal.exhq.dev/'></SingularOomfie>
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</>
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)
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}}> {oomfies()}</div>
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</div>
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<div class="musicbutton" onclick={vivsiepop}>
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<p>echo if it was written by vivsiepop</p>
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</div>
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<div class="musicbutton" onclick={() => {
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if (explodcount > 5) {
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document.body.innerHTML = ""
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setTimeout(() => {
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alert("sorry bud, you exploded so much that my document.body is gon")
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}, 500)
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} else {
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new Audio("./explod.mp3").play()
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nyaboom()
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}
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}}>
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<img style={{
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"margin-left": "0.3em",
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"max-width": "1.5em"
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}} src="./nyaboom.webp"/>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</Music>
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<Music shouldpopup={shouldpopupEasterEgg}>
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<div class='musicdiv'>
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<div class='innermusic'>
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<div class="music-close-button-div">
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<button class="close-button" onClick={() => { setpopupEasterEgg(false) }}>X</button>
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</div>
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<img src={"https://pico.exhq.dev/-Aax47Gmdsy"}/>
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</div>
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</div>
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</Music>
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<div class='footer'> made with ♥ by amy. <a href="https://git.lgbt/exhq/v2.exhq.dev">this website is opensource</a></div>
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</>
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)
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<AdvancedBr count={3}/>
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<Music shouldpopup={shouldpopup}>
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<div class='musicdiv'>
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<div class='innermusic'>
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<div class="music-close-button-div">
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<button class="close-button" onClick={() => {
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setpopup(false)
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}}>X
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</button>
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</div>
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<div class='musiclist'>
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{isLoading() ? (
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<p>Loading...</p>
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) : (
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musicList().map((link) => <MusicEntry spotifylink={link}/>)
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)}
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</div>
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</div>
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</div>
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</Music>
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<Music shouldpopup={shouldpopupEasterEgg}>
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<div class='musicdiv'>
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<div class='innermusic'>
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<div class="music-close-button-div">
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<button class="close-button" onClick={() => {
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setpopupEasterEgg(false)
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}}>X
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</button>
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</div>
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<img src={"https://pico.exhq.dev/-Aax47Gmdsy"}/>
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</div>
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</div>
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</Music>
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<div class='footer'> made with ♥ by amy. <a href="https://git.lgbt/exhq/v2.exhq.dev">this website is
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</>
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}
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export default App
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