diff --git a/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js b/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js
index fd65d3cb..783cae32 100644
--- a/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js
+++ b/src/libpoketube/init/pages-404-and-main.js
@@ -50,7 +50,12 @@ const splash = [
     "100+ stars on gh!",
     "now even gayer!",
     "poketube!!!",
-    "rvlt.gg/poke!"
+    "rvlt.gg/poke!",
+    "women are pretty!",
+    "men are handsome!",
+    "enbys are cute!",
+    "you are cute :3",
+    "stallmansupport.org!!!"
 ]